Dan Hurley in hot water from UConn fans after leaked footage reveals he’s secretly well-adjusted, mild mannered

STORRS— SCANDAL.

While back-to-back national championships in men’s college basketball has certainly drawn both diehard and casual fans alike to UConn’s program and their head coach Dan Hurley, it’s been Hurley’s incendiary on-court personality that has captivated the nation and the citizens of Connecticut.

That is, until today.

Leaked TMZ video from an anonymous whistleblower captured footage of Coach Hurley’s entire week at his home in Storrs during the offseason while engaging in activities like doing yoga, watching baseball, and completing a jigsaw puzzle with his wife, Andrea.

“It’s just bullshit” said Hartford resident Danny Albinson, age 5.

Further audio logs captured a 6-minute phone conversation with his brother, Bobby, about the importance of staying curious and always trying to set realistic goals when possible.

“You think you know a guy…you think ‘hey, he’s one of us, he’s a maniac’, and then this…it’s a tough pill to swallow”

Dan Hurley could not be reached for comment.

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