Memphis sanctioned by NATO, United Nations as cheating allegations reach unprecedented new lows

Written By Blue Demon Degenerate

MEMPHIS - Head Coach Anfernee “Penny” Hardaway in hot water after giving a recruit $40K in NIL funds that he immediately spent on a Javelin Missile Launcher, an illegal weapon in all 50 states.

“Oops” - Penny Hardaway.

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