Isiah Thomas Signs 10-Day Contract With Alma Mater As Interim Head Coach Of Indiana Hoosiers

BLOOMINGTON — No, not that one!

Isiah Thomas has officially signed a 10-day contract with the Indiana Hoosiers Men’s Basketball team to lead the charge as their head coach for the next 10 days. This comes shortly after IU AD Scott Dolson announced Mike Woodson’s intentions to retire at the end of this season.

Says insider Jeff Rabjohns, “Fuck it, if Isaiah Thomas can get a 10-day, why can’t Isiah?”

Continues Jeff, “I knew this was coming by the way I just couldn’t say anything beforehand.”