University of Georgia head coach institutes mandatory reckless driving sessions in desperate attempt to replicate football team’s success

ATHENS - Clear the roads!

After a less-than-stellar 4-7 start to SEC play, Head Coach Mike White made a shocking announcement to the NCAA Hoops world on Friday, stating that he’s buying all of his players hellcats and forcing them to streetrace everywhere at least three times a week. The move came after years of watching Kirby Smart, UGA’ Head Football Coach, have massive amounts of success by instituting near-absent levels of accountability within the program.

The world watches in fear, hoping this little social experiment in sweet Georgia won’t last.