Officials eject Louisville head coach pat kelsey from game after discovering his glasses have laser vision

LOUISVILLE—

Things went from prickly to ugly Friday night at the KFC Yum! Center in Louisville after officials were forced to eject head coach of the Cardinals for activating the laser vision hidden in the frames of his glasses to vaporize Bellarmine University’s starting shooting guard.

“He was hot from three. Then he went supernova” Kelsey said with a grin as seal team six quickly dragged him out of the stadium.

“We had to draw the line somewhere. He knows the rules and he knows how we call the game.” Said head referee Ted Valentine. “I don’t take that from anyone, especially not on national TV.”

It is currently unknown how or when Kelsey acquired the technology, or why he decided to use it in an exhibition game against Bellarmine.